You have to understand how Eldon operates. If Eldon owned a pocket watch, he would tell you it ran ten minutes faster than everyone else’s just so you would ask him the time. He loved a tally. He loved a ledger with every square ruled off in dark blue ink. And more than anything else on this green earth, Eldon loved to talk about what things cost and what they brought in.
Three weeks earlier, when he first brought Barnaby home in the back of a rattling gooseneck trailer, Eldon stood by my side of the fence and jawed for twenty minutes straight about bloodlines and auction prices.
Barnaby was a two-thousand-pound black Angus bull with shoulders like a blacksmith’s anvil and an eye as dull and heavy as a river stone. He didn’t look like a champion then. He just looked heavy. He looked like something that would take three tractors and a crate of dynamite to move if he ever decided he was tired of standing up.
“People drive for hours just to use him,” Eldon said that first afternoon, leaning his elbows on the rough cedar posts and spitting a stream of amber tobacco juice into my dandelion patch. He had that big, wide grin that never quite reached his eyes, the kind of smile worn by men who sold used hay balers with welded gearboxes. “Every cow owner in the county wants my bull. I charge top dollar, and he never lets anyone down.”
I didn’t say much back then. I just nodded and kept scraping the dried mud off my shovel with a flat piece of scrap iron.
I knew how Eldon was. If you gave him an inch of polite attention, he would pave a four-lane highway through your afternoon.
“Special?” Eldon said just yesterday, echoing a question I hadn’t even asked yet while he shook a pocketful of loose change against his thigh. He was wired tight as a banjo string, wearing his good church shirt with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. “He’s fully booked today. Five different farms are waiting for him before sundown. Morning slot over at Miller’s, noon down by the creek at Henderson’s, and three more scattered past the ridge before dark. That animal is a printing press with four legs.”
I watched him trot back toward his truck, his boots crunching loud on the gravel driveway. The dust didn’t even have time to settle before I laid my shovel down against the apple tree and decided I needed to see this for myself.
Not because I doubted Eldon was working the hide off the beast, but because I knew Barnaby. Or at least, I knew what kind of animal Barnaby was by the way he carried his head. An animal built like an ox doesn’t rush for anybody, and sooner or later, machinery made of bone and muscle has a way of deciding it’s done taking orders from a man with a clipboard.
The sun was climbing right overhead, baking the clover in the south pasture until the air smelled sweet and heavy like warm syrup. I walked across the drainage ditch, stepping carefully over the rusted strands of old barbed wire that my father had strung back in sixty-four, and pushed open the sagging wooden gate to Eldon’s south field.
I expected to see dust flying. I expected to hear Eldon shouting commands, waving his arms, shaking that red plastic bucket full of sweet cracked corn to get a two-ton animal trotting up the incline toward the loading chute.
Instead, I found nothing.
The pasture was quiet enough to hear the dragonflies clicking over the creek bed. And right in the middle of the best stand of white clover, looking like a massive chunk of fallen basalt from the ridge, lay Barnaby.
He wasn’t grazing. He wasn’t chewing his cud with that rhythmic, dull-eyed rotation cattle usually manage even when they’re sleeping. He was stretched out flat on his side, his ribs rising and falling in slow, deep heaves that sent little puffs of dust out from beneath his front knees. He looked like he had been struck by lightning and didn’t care enough about it to get up and check the damage.
I stopped about ten feet away and whistled through my teeth, the way you do when you want a stray dog to know you aren’t looking for trouble.
Barnaby didn’t jump. He didn’t even twitch his ears to shake off the horseflies buzzing around his damp black muzzle. He just slowly, painfully lifted his massive head about three inches off the turf, let out a sigh that sounded like a wet blacksmith’s bellows, and turned one large, bloodshot eye toward me.
“Hey,” I said, leaning my hands on my knees because the heat was starting to press down on the back of my neck. “Why aren’t you getting up? Don’t you have five farms waiting for you down the road?”
The bull let his chin sink right back into the clover. He didn’t blink. He just stared straight ahead at a patch of thistle, and the voice came out from somewhere deep down in his chest, low and dusty and tired to the absolute bone.
“I’m booked solid,” he said.
I stood there for a long second, staring down at the clover between my work boots. Then I looked back up at the bull. His eyes were half-closed again, his breathing heavy and regular, as if he had just settled into the best feather bed in the county after fifty years of breaking stone.
I didn’t panic. At my age, you learn that when the world does something impossible, you might as well take a seat and see how it plays out before you make a fool of yourself. I walked over to an overturned wooden mineral tub sitting by the salt lick, turned it right side up, and sat down.
“Eldon’s got the Miller brothers waiting with a trailer,” I told him, mostly just to have someone to talk to who wasn’t trying to sell me seed corn. “They’re parked by the cattle guard right now. They look like they brought a stopwatch.”
Barnaby let out another long, vibrating exhale that blew a cluster of dandelion seeds right off their stems. He didn’t offer to get up. He didn’t offer to discuss his stud fees or his morning run. He just rested his jaw heavier against the turf, looking like a union bricklayer who had finally dropped his trowel at five minutes to five and refused to hear another word about the foundation.
“I hear you,” I said, nodding slowly to myself. “Can’t say I blame you much. Eldon hasn’t greased the wheels on that trailer since the Carter administration.”
We sat like that for a few minutes, two old neighbors sharing a pasture that neither of us owned, listening to the distant drone of a crop-duster way up over the river hills.
Then the gravel in Eldon’s lane started popping under truck tires.
The sound got louder, sharper, rattling the dry cornstalks along the fence line. A blue Dodge pickup with dual wheels came hauling over the cattle guard, throwing up white limestone dust like a steam locomotive, pulling a high-sided stock trailer that was banging and clanking with every rut in the lane. Eldon was behind the wheel, leaning so far out the window he looked like a figurehead on an old ship. He slammed the truck into park right by the gate, left the door swinging wide, and came marching across the pasture with a red nylon halter in one hand and a green plastic feed scoop in the other, his face the color of a fresh-boiled beet.
“What in blue blazes are you doing sitting on that tub, Calvin?” Eldon hollered before he even reached us, his voice cracking with that high, nervous panic he always got when he thought a dollar bill might slip through his fingers. “The Millers are down at the gate with their best Hereford heifer, and this lazy brute is lying here like a sack of wet salt!”
Eldon stomped right up to Barnaby’s flank and gave him a sharp kick with the toe of his pointed cowboy boot. It didn’t make a sound against that thick hide, just a dull thud like hitting a hay bale with a flour sack.
“Get up, you worthless two-thousand-pound rascal,” Eldon yelled, rattling the plastic scoop until the few remaining kernels of corn inside sounded like hail on a tin roof. “I’m getting fifty bucks an hour just for the layover, and you’re costing me grocery money!”
Barnaby didn’t jump. He didn’t even flinch. He just gave one slow, deliberate blink, shifted his bulk another two inches into the cool mud by the shade of the willow tree, and let out a second sigh that sounded distinctly like he was telling Eldon where he could put his ledger.
Eldon grabbed the nylon halter and tried to yank the bull’s head up by the nose ring. He pulled until his face went dark and the veins in his temples stood out like blue garden hose, but he might as well have tried to haul the county courthouse out by its foundation. Barnaby stayed right where he was, anchored in the clover like an old stump that had roots halfway to China.
“He’s not going anywhere, Eldon,” I said quietly from my mineral tub.
Eldon dropped the halter rope in the dirt and whirled around, pointing a shaking finger right at my chest. “He has to go! The Millers are waiting! Henderson is waiting down at the creek! I took deposits on all five slots before breakfast!”
“Well,” I said, leaning back and resting my elbows on my knees. “You might want to check his calendar again. He told me straight out he was booked solid.”
Eldon stopped dead. His mouth stayed open for a second, his jaw working up and down like a grasshopper’s, but no words came out. He looked from me to the bull, then back to me, his eyes darting around the pasture as if he expected a hidden camera crew to pop out from behind the corn crib.
Before Eldon could find his voice again, the heavy rumble of a second diesel engine rolled across the cattle guard. A second truck, towing a weathered aluminum trailer, pulled right up behind Eldon’s Dodge and cut its engine. The door creaked open, and old man Miller stepped down out of the cab, wiping his brow with a greasy blue shop rag, looking meaner than a hornet in a jam jar.
“Well, Eldon?” Miller shouted across the pasture fence, his voice carrying clear over the creek. “We’ve been sitting down by the mailboxes for twenty minutes. My girl’s heifer isn’t getting any younger, and I’ve got hay to get in before the rain hits tomorrow. Is this champion of yours coming up the ramp or what?”
Eldon stood there in the middle of the green clover, his boots deep in the dust, looking down at two thousand pounds of immovable black Angus that looked about ready to take a long afternoon nap. He looked at his watch. He looked at the trailer. Then he looked at me, sitting calm as a church deacon on my wooden tub.
The fight just seemed to drain right out of him, sliding out through the heels of his boots until his shoulders slumped three inches. He didn’t look like a high-rolling livestock broker anymore. He just looked like a man who had finally run out of credit at the feed store.
“Hold your horses, Tom,” Eldon called back, his voice sounding smaller now, flat and dry like old corn husks. “Give me ten minutes. I got to do some bookkeeping.”
I watched Eldon reach slowly into his back pocket, pull out his worn leather wallet with the frayed seams, and trudge back toward the gate where the trucks were idling, his head down against the afternoon heat.
I stood up from the tub, patted Barnaby’s massive, warm shoulder once where the hide felt thick as an old tire, and walked back toward the shade of my own apple tree to let the world sort itself out.